Total Medals Earned: 291 (From 136 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,030 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/375 points)
Like a Samurai Warrior!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
That's a pretty good kick!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/155 points)
Collect all three items from the shop window
Die
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
You failed to escape the laser.
You finally escaped that laser.
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/445 points)
beat first level
kick 500 bricks overall
kick 100 bricks in one level
recover burn energy
kick 30 bricks in a row
get an additional life
reach 500m mark
survive after the ball speedup
slow down 2 times in a row
kick 200 bricks in one level
kick 1000 bricks overall
kick 60 bricks in a row
kick 5000 bricks overall
kick 500 bricks in one level
reach 1000m mark
kick 100 bricks in a row
reach 2000m mark
reach maximum water level
beat all levels
Medals Earned: 3/13 (25/460 points)
Defeat the boombox man
Defeat the 1337 agent and... "friends"
Defeat the A.T.P. engineer
Defeat Mag Agent: Torture
Defeat Sanford and Deimos
Defeat Sanford THEN Deimos
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (40/90 points)
Played the game for the first time
Won a game of single player
Customized your character
Won a match against someone in online
Reached level 50
Played on Madness Day (9/22)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Get ripped in half
Get a gun
Get a shotgun
Beat Tricky